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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook

Oh gawds, this made me laugh until I cried.

meganamram:

Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!

FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.

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Notes: 5548 1/9/13 — 8:28pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZXEYdwbONLtI
 
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